and on the way, I was in the thru lane, nice distance in front of me good dry road conditions traffic kind of heavy, moving 50 in a 45 of course with everyone sooooo anxious to get to work (those that have jobs anyway) when less than 20 ft , 1 car length or so , the cages on both outside lanes decided to get in the thru lane at the same time, not seeing each other they were going to meet in the middle and I was going to be a witness if I survived , I couldn't go left, crash in progress, couldn't go right , crash in progress, couldn't go straight , definite crash in progress down or up seemed to be my choices , I can't fly worth spit, and asphalt is hard 
so I decided to drive as far into the crash as I could and see what I would see, grabbing a double handful of both binders and hoping the burgie could hold the road I saw brake lights on both vehicles so close I think my front tire was between the two at one point , the pucker factor was so high you couldn't have driven a needle up my butt with a sledgehammer and time seemed to get wierd on me like slow motion or something, the two cars I would swear touched mirrors and then rebounded into their outside lanes horns blowing like judgment day on the fourth of july in a mariachi band school and we were down to about 20 mph and it was over
What a bike !
still had to go to the dang dentist
but I was alive to do it and skin in original condition.
