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So, we're riding around on some backroads. Actually, this was a pig path that crosses over to another backroad leading down to a ferry near Kentucky/Tennessee line. So we are slowly rolling along ... round a curve ... and there in the bend of the road ... was this very surprised lady ... answering the call of nature. She jumped up, furiously pulling up her drawers and jeans. All I really saw was the sheepish grin she had on her very embarrassed face. At least she had a sense of humor about it. I did not acknowledge her in any way, just kept on moving, but me and my buddy had a good laugh over our bluetooths

Loud pipes save face? If we'd been on Harley's I guess she'd heard us coming. But since we were going along stealthy on our Burgman's she had no idea we were anywhere around.

I've answered the call of nature a many time on these very rural country backroads ... but even with my natural anatomical advantage I always seek some cover from unexpected passersby.

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Women naturally don't want anything to jump up out of the grass and bite them where the sun don't shine. So they seek clear ground to squat n tinkle on. Mama told me so 😳
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The male advantage

Yeah, what the females have to go through to urinate in the winter at -20 on the the snowmobile trail is just cruel. If I was female, it would probably be the deal breaker that would make me stay home by the hearth.
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Would at least let them write in the snow easier

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PERFECT!!!! I've GOT to get one of these for my wife!!!!!

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PERFECT!!!! I've GOT to get one of these for my wife!!!!!
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PERFECT!!!! I've GOT to get one of these for my wife!!!!!
you get her one of those for Valentine's Day .... and it WILL piss her off! so, she'll get to use it right away. be sure and have a friend post your final arrangements on here .... )

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you get her one of those for Valentine's Day .... and it WILL piss her off! so, she'll get to use it right away. be sure and have a friend post your final arrangements on here .... )

Sirkitrider
Don't mess up on Valentine's Day! (I'm throwing salt over my shoulder as I speak.). (And crossing myself, as well.) It is easy to screw it up, believe me, I have the emotional scars from my past failures as everlasting proof of that. I am thinking about going back to university now that - as a senior - I don't have to pay tuition. The first course I'm going to sign up for is Romance 101 - a Basic Primer for Men (pre-requisite in order to take this course: must have already read Romance for Dummies).

Good luck out there, and may the force be with you.
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